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my psychotic and dillusional theories on life, the universe and everything
stupid stories i've written
my tribute to franz kafka
humor stuff - jokes, animation, and stuff
links to sites i've found worthwhile
  all about me  
 
"some of this is true, some of this is better"

okay, now i really know you're bored. but, since you're here, i might as well bare my non-existant soul to you; after all, what are total strangers for, right? so, below is a bunch of junk about me an my pseudo-life, any of which may or may not be true. i'll let you decide which is which.

  • photos and such- rare glimpses into my daily life, some of my vacations and stuff, as well as a few of my friends. (if you are a friend of mine, and don't want your picture here, let me know and i'll take it off. i don't blame you- i wouldn't want my picture on the internet, either. )
  • my partial employment history- curious about what kind of jobs i've had in my life? well, this is the place to read about them.
  • things chicks should know about me- if you're a chick and interested in dating me, this is an ever-growing list of stuff i believe in, things i dislike, maxims i live by, etc., that you should probably know before getting involved with me (and this might explain some things to friends of mine). just a bunch of things i've identified that make me the person i am, basically. before you judge me too much, though, please read the explinations of them, too.
  • my personal library- a listing of some of the books i have in my apartment; i'm lazy about typing them in, so i don't know if this'll ever be completed.
  • stupid email person facts form- this is that email people send around with questions about your favorite stuff, and you're supposed to fill it in and send it on to all your friends. well, i filled it out (twice), never sent it on, so here it sits.



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